Never break the Chain
Hi, I'm Ali. 17, straight, iowa. Personal/humor/photography. Everything else is in my about. Message me for anything else~
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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via sniffing)

bangcaster:

trying to start homework but you kinda just

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(Source: kanyeahwest, via orgasm)

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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(via 0riginal)

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via sniffing)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via sniffing)